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CIGARETTE IN MY HAND...I FEEL LIKE A MAN...
IT GIVES ME THE CONFIDENCE...THAT "I CAN"...

YOU DON'T AGREE...?? WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU...
ITS IMPORTANCE - THEN YOU WON'T ARGUE...

I NEED IT WITH MY BREAKFAST TOAST...
TO SUPPLY ME THE VITAMINS I NEED THE MOST...

I NEED IT WHEN I ENTER MY WORK-PLACE...
TO GIVE ME THE ENERGY TO MATCH THE PACE...

I NEED IT AFTER MY LUNCH...
TO INCREASE THE DIGESTION AFTER THE MUNCH...

I NEED IT IN MY COFFEE BREAK...
AND THAT'S JUST FOR KEEPING ME AWAKE...

I NEED IT WITH MY EVENING SNACKS...
TO LIFT MY VERVE WHEN IT SAGS...

I NEED IT WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE DAY...
TO RELAX AFTER THE TORTUOUS PLAY...

I NEED IT WHEN I MOVE AROUND WITH FRIENDS...
TO GET THE "KICK" AND FEEL THE TRENDS...

I NEED IT AFTER MY DINNER...
TO ADIEU MY DAY AS A WINNER.

ON MY WAY TO GLORY...

I OVERLOOK THE STATUTORY WARNING WRITTEN ON THE PACK...
FOR MY VALOR - I SHOULD BE GIVEN A PAT ON MY BACK.

I FEED GALLONS OF SMOKE TO MY NEIGHBOUR...
CAN ANYONE ELSE BOAST OF SUCH A FAVOUR ??

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTORS AWAY...
THE DOCTORS THEN, WON'T HAVE ANY SAY.
I KEEP THE DOCTORS BUSY N WORKING...
THE APPLE WOULD HAVE LEFT THEM SULKING.

I CONTRIBUTE HEAVILY IN THE GOVERNMENT'S REVENUES...
WHICH HELP THEM VENTURE THE DIFFERENT AVENUES...

AND YOU WANT ME TO QUIT SMOKING ??
I AM SURE YOU MUST BE JOKING.

I AM HAPPY THE WAY I AM.
I'M NO SAINT UP ABOVE THE HILLS.
AND IF AT ALL I DECIDE TO QUIT...
WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO THE COMPANY CALLED WILLS ??

Life is too short, and the time we spend in yawning never can be regained.

Stendal

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BORN CRIMINAL. IT IS THE ADVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL AND PHYSICAL CONDITIONS IN CHILDHOOD, AN UNHAPPY HOME LIFE, LACK OF PARENTAL LOVE AND CARE, ABJECT POVERTY, HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT AND A BROKEN HOME THAT TRANSFORM AN INNOCENT INFANT INTO CALLOUS CRIMINAL.

(Carl Jung. Mordern Man in Search of a Soul.)

hi!!

i got this sort of game to see how powerful you have ability for observing, you have to enter into this page so that you play it properly :)

dun ask wat was ma result....

iwas never being good in focusing, so got poor result. am not badly dissapointed but if my father comes to know he will sure gone mad on me!! so please dont let my father knows what we are playing here ;)




READ this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT
OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY
COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

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Count them ONLY ONCE - don't go back & count them again
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There are six(6) F's in the sentence.





RESULTS:
* If you spotted three you are of average intelligence.
* If you spotted four, you're above average.
* If you got five, you are WAY smart.
* If you caught six, you are a genius.

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after
another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a
young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived,
he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to
bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know
what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached
into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something.

Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away.
The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the
old man for ten
thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the
old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer........................ $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......................... $ 9,998.00



Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes
all the difference.